ALYSSA IS A REAL BUMMER

Reasons why Alyssa sucks: 

 

SHE HAS A BAD ATTITUDE AND SAYS MEAN THINGS

She likes to hurt other peoples feelings just to make herself smile

NASTY SHOES

She only owns one pair of nasty shoes and refuses to buy another pair

 

 

 

SHE HAS BUGS

She is constantly surrounded by a swarm of bugs

SHE DOESN'T LIKE GIFTS

She doesn't appreciate when people give her very thoughtful gifts

SHE CANT EVEN SEE

She has glasses....dumb!

 

SHE THINKS SHE IS FUNNY...SHE IS NOT

She does things that she thinks are funny but the only one laughing is her.

SHE MARRIED THIS GUY

The pictures are pretty self explanatory

SHE STEALS

She will steal your office supplies when your not looking

SHE CAN'T PAINT HER NAILS

Who would even leave the house looking like that?

SHE SUCKS AT CUTTING WATERMELON

It's not even hard

SHE WILL TURN YOUR FRIENDS AGAINST YOU

Who does that?

SHE THROWS THINGS

Don't make her upset or she will throw things at your face!

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